There's something living behind my wainscoting.

[Sir C]

I am, actually. Generosity of spirit is my middle name.

Would you say that if you attended, say, a sporting event, the result of which was not to your satisfaction, you would:

1. Enjoy the event for the spectacle anyway.
2. Find and concentrate on the positive lements of your team's display.
3. Moan and bitch like a jewish cab driver left untipped by a schwartze.

[Burney]

Would you say that if you attended, say, a sporting event, the result of which was not to your satisfaction, you would:

1. Enjoy the event for the spectacle anyway.
2. Find and concentrate on the positive lements of your team's display.
3. Moan and bitch like a jewish cab driver left untipped by a schwartze.

Surely all Jewish men are left untipped?

[Peter]

Hmmm. Hippy parents, was it?

They were, yes. They still had jobs though.

I see nothing there that would meet your disapproval. In fact my dad is rather right wing and has been a consistent and ardent opponent of the EU for as long as we have been members.

Obviously the maternal side of my family were and are raging commies but lets not focus on that.

[Peter]

Would you say that if you attended, say, a sporting event, the result of which was not to your satisfaction, you would:

1. Enjoy the event for the spectacle anyway.
2. Find and concentrate on the positive lements of your team's display.
3. Moan and bitch like a jewish cab driver left untipped by a schwartze.

None of the above.

[Burney]

They were, yes. They still had jobs though.

I see nothing there that would meet your disapproval. In fact my dad is rather right wing and has been a consistent and ardent opponent of the EU for as long as we have been members.

Obviously the maternal side of my family were and are raging commies but lets not focus on that.

Well it’s nice that you chose the perfect middle path of being a red Tory, p

[Peter]

Well it’s nice that you chose the perfect middle path of being a red Tory, p

I shall let that go, through gritted teeth.....

[Burney]

I shall let that go, through gritted teeth.....

A tap-in, I’m afraid.

[Peter]

A tap-in, I’m afraid.

Labels dont bother me. All I care about is getting the best deal for Britain

[Herbert Augustus Chapman]

Would you say that if you attended, say, a sporting event, the result of which was not to your satisfaction, you would:

1. Enjoy the event for the spectacle anyway.
2. Find and concentrate on the positive lements of your team's display.
3. Moan and bitch like a jewish cab driver left untipped by a schwartze.

tripped you.

[Sir C]

tripped you.

I note without surprise that you don't understand the difference between German and Yiddish. You dare to lecture me, a man with 8 languages at his disposal, on the niceties of speelling and pronunciation? You monoglot peasant, I should have you thrashed.