There's something living behind my wainscoting.

[Peter]

You are fully aware that I am not obliged, nor do I feel the need, to support and defend the great PW on all he does.

My point is still valid.

Cowboy boots, waistcoats, hair dye. That's you that is.

Springsteen has been known to wear one.

I dont approve.

[Sir C]

Springsteen has been known to wear one.

I dont approve.

No shít? And you're usually such a generous-spirited, pisitive sort of fellow.

[Sir C]

You are fully aware that I am not obliged, nor do I feel the need, to support and defend the great PW on all he does.

My point is still valid.

Cowboy boots, waistcoats, hair dye. That's you that is.

More stylish than your wellies, though.

Top tip: cut the bit of string connecting them and you'll be able to take longer strides.

[SWv2]

More stylish than your wellies, though.

Top tip: cut the bit of string connecting them and you'll be able to take longer strides.

Racist stereotyping and abuse.

For shame.

[TheCurly]

A few months ago I could hear it occasionally nibbling away, and assumed it was a mouse. After a while, I could hear it walking, and assumed it was a rat.

Now I can hear the fúcker breathing. At the very minimum it's a fox, and quite possibly a badger. One day it's going to burst forth and attack me while I'm watching Masterchef, isn't it?

I saw a badger in Wales once.I thought it was just a fat cat.
I had taken a drink in my defence

[Viva Prat Vegas]

He was that Russian with the tache who infected Kenny Everett in the 80s

[Herbert Augustus Chapman]

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