There's something living behind my wainscoting.

[Herbert Augustus Chapman]

ffs Herb - if you are going to use the word in every single post can you at least spell it properly - sodomised. You are not some Yank upstart

I'm afraid I agree with the yanqi on this one L. It is spoken with a 'Z' sound not an 'S'.

[SWv2]

A few months ago I could hear it occasionally nibbling away, and assumed it was a mouse. After a while, I could hear it walking, and assumed it was a rat.

Now I can hear the fúcker breathing. At the very minimum it's a fox, and quite possibly a badger. One day it's going to burst forth and attack me while I'm watching Masterchef, isn't it?

You see I thought you meant waistcoat, because you are the type to wear a waistcoat.

Waiters, snooker players and Dutch Irish motor trade spivs.

[IUFG]

I dont know what wainscoting is

wood paneling.

for those who cant afford to wood panel the entire wall.

[Luis Anaconda]

I'm afraid I agree with the yanqi on this one L. It is spoken with a 'Z' sound not an 'S'.

erm - no, it's pronounced the same whether it's -ised or ized, so it is of course -ised.

[Sir C]

You see I thought you meant waistcoat, because you are the type to wear a waistcoat.

Waiters, snooker players and Dutch Irish motor trade spivs.

Also lesbian grans.

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[Ash]

Also lesbian grans.

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Oh, I say. Good areas, Shane.

[TheCurly]

A few months ago I could hear it occasionally nibbling away, and assumed it was a mouse. After a while, I could hear it walking, and assumed it was a rat.

Now I can hear the fúcker breathing. At the very minimum it's a fox, and quite possibly a badger. One day it's going to burst forth and attack me while I'm watching Masterchef, isn't it?

I saw a badger in Wales once.I thought it was just a fat cat.
I had taken a drink in my defence

[Herbert Augustus Chapman]

erm - no, it's pronounced the same whether it's -ised or ized, so it is of course -ised.

Or in your case - shodomished ...hic!

[Burney]

If it's bunnies it's bunnies with emphysema. I can hear the bastárd breathing!

At the weekend I'm going to have to crawl into the void under the kitchen and investigate.

It’ll be like when you were a tunnel rat back in the ‘Nam imo

[TheCurly]

It’ll be like when you were a tunnel rat back in the ‘Nam imo

I'd say he needs an exorcism,it's obviously an evil spirit that will kill him eventually.