I must say, you cricket enthusiasts give the impression that

[Ash]

Do you work for Sky News?

They really are desperately short of content these days. They'll be previewing the netball soon.

[Luis Anaconda]

They really are desperately short of content these days. They'll be previewing the netball soon.

Judging by Kirsty Gallagher's top last night they'll soon be showing Topless Darts NTTAWWT of course

[SWv2]

Judging by Kirsty Gallagher's top last night they'll soon be showing Topless Darts NTTAWWT of course

Damn.

She is a brilliant News correspondent.

[Ash]

Judging by Kirsty Gallagher's top last night they'll soon be showing Topless Darts NTTAWWT of course

Damn, missed that last night. Is it on Sky catchup?

[World's End Stella]

you watch the game whilst sucking on a lemon; there is a permanent sourness underlying a constant barrage of moaning about this chap's technique or that chap's decisions.

It's a bit like reading the musings of the chaps on Arsenalfan TV, if they could write.

Do all cricket types live in a state of barely suppressed rage, or is it just you guys? Either way, I've got to tell you, for the sake of your mental health, chill out dudes.

I now hate Joe Root as much as I hate Aaron Ramsey.

Well, almost as much, anyway.