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Thread: Is there a more pointless utensil than a pizza cutter?

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    Is there a more pointless utensil than a pizza cutter?

    Achieves **** all that a knife cannot

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    Quote Originally Posted by Monty92 View Post
    Achieves **** all that a knife cannot
    Yes there is, although I grant you it is very similar to your candidate.

    I present for your consideration the mezzoluna.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Monty92 View Post
    Achieves **** all that a knife cannot
    Erm, it's miles easier to slice a pizza with a pizza cutter and they don't exactly cost a fortune, Monty.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sir C View Post
    Yes there is, although I grant you it is very similar to your candidate.

    I present for your consideration the mezzoluna.
    I shout at Nigella because she uses one of these pointless objects. It’s a sign of someone who has no knife technique and therefore doesn’t really know what they’re doing imo.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Monty92 View Post
    Achieves **** all that a knife cannot
    I am afraid I am going to have to go ahead and disagree with you there, for once.

    Mine is wonderful and I dont even eat pizza. It also looks cool.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Burney View Post
    I shout at Nigella because she uses one of these pointless objects. It’s a sign of someone who has no knife technique and therefore doesn’t really know what they’re doing imo.
    Her knife skills are non-existent. Like her once-plumpcious beauties.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sir C View Post
    Her knife skills are non-existent. Like her once-plumpcious beauties.
    You see very few women with good knife skills. It might be something to do with having tits - although, now I think of it, Tom Kerridge has good knife skills, so that can’t be right.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Monty92 View Post
    Achieves **** all that a knife cannot
    A bottle opener then doesn't play Brian Moore's commentary of Michael Thomas's goal when you use it

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    Quote Originally Posted by Monty92 View Post
    Achieves **** all that a knife cannot
    you must have a crap pizza cutter my friend.

    Actually scissors work quite well too.

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    #BMEPainOlympics

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