So how many for 2 wickets would England need to be at the end of play

[Pokster]

Blimey - you think we'll last a session. Not like you to be an optimist

Rain imo

[Pokster]

I want to go on record as saying that England will win tomorrow.

I shall wake up, open my advent calendar, look at the result and think to myself 'just another sport I am an expert on'.

?????

And are you having a lie in tomorrow?

[Bergkamp Was Best]

We'll need no less than 3 wickets left with 30 runs to go to have any chance of winning

[Luis Anaconda]

I want to go on record as saying that England will win tomorrow.

I shall wake up, open my advent calendar, look at the result and think to myself 'just another sport I am an expert on'.

And then reality strikes and you appear to have another sport about which you know jack ****

[Peter]

And then reality strikes and you appear to have another sport about which you know jack ****

Presumably he will now start supporting Australia.

Not a bad call, to be honest

[Pokster]

Presumably he will now start supporting Australia.

Not a bad call, to be honest

Hopefully he will go to their home games... his pale sweaty bonce will be burnt to a crisp