Originally Posted by
Burney
They'll be pink-faced, earnest and have bad breath. They're all like that, protestant clergy.
I wandered into my local C of E church the other night because there was a Christmas fair on in the town, only to discover the vicar is a woman! A woman, ffs! How can you expect to get to heaven with a woman for a vicar?
Naturally, she was ugly, earnest, pink-faced and probably had bad breath. Certainly, she could have eaten an apple through a chain-link fence, so I assume the other aspects of her dentition were terrible.