Unlike Sir C who is, I believe, something of a big girl's blouse, I can attend a

[Herbert Augustus Chapman]

I have only eaten dog once, and that was in a 5 star hotel in Bucharest during the Glorious Years of Socialism. Cutlet of dog was the only item available on the luncheon menu.

It was rank; grey, gristly and repulsive. Much like your mum.

So my intuition about the colour, held since I was a small child was correct. Your mother reeks only of gin and sodomy c.

[Burney]

It came, I remember, with boiled barley of such repulsiveness as to take the breath away.

One can certainly understand why some amongst us are so keen on such a system.

Ewww, barley. That's not fit for human consumption until it's been malted and put in beer. I immediately pass over any menu item I see that features 'Pearl barley', since I know I'll hate it.

[Ash]

V's mother's local vicar is a woman who loves another woman, with whom she co-habits. Yes, a lesbonian vicar, no doubt engaging in unnatural practices.

It must make you yearn for priests who rape little boys.

[Sir C]

It must make you yearn for priests who rape little boys.

Erm, why would it do that?

[Pokster]

It must make you yearn for priests who rape little boys.

Some of his best friends when he was a boy were Priests.,......

[Burney]

Erm, why would it do that?

Ignore a's foul anti-papism. He'll get his when he turns up at the Pearly Gates to discover there's a special, extra-painful Hell for protestants.

[Herbert Augustus Chapman]

To be fair, the Romanians probably were never going to be able to do it justice, were they?

Well old Nic and the disgusting old harridan Eleanor pinched all the good stuff for themselves.

Study the last 10 minutes of their lives. When Nicolas Ceausescu tries intimidating his captors by thumping the table with his fist, you can perceive at that point, Eleanor realising they will soon be dead.

[Ash]

Ignore a's foul anti-papism. He'll get his when he turns up at the Pearly Gates to discover there's a special, extra-painful Hell for protestants.

When you find out they are Pearl Barley gates you'll be unable to pass through them.

[Sir C]

Well old Nic and the disgusting old harridan Eleanor pinched all the good stuff for themselves.

Study the last 10 minutes of their lives. When Nicolas Ceausescu tries intimidating his captors by thumping the table with his fist, you can perceive at that point, Eleanor realising they will soon be dead.

What he did to that country would make Corbyn priapic for months.

[Sir C]

Ewww, barley. That's not fit for human consumption until it's been malted and put in beer. I immediately pass over any menu item I see that features 'Pearl barley', since I know I'll hate it.

The Poles on the ship I travelled on also served barley. Breakfast, lunch dinner was the same menu: Boiled egg, barley or potatoes.