Chech into Chelsea he knew a good thing when he saw it but, as soon as Chec peaked, he offloaded him, straight unto us.

The soppy old french tit always pikeys out when it comes to a keeper. Jens was a great keeper but as mad as a box of frogs, easily riled, and would rescue our arses in one game only to throw the next one away with a piece of psychotic ****ery.

And how long did Wenger make us endure that big clown's fanny Almunia?