For those of you with sufficient musical taste to appreciate the Stones

[Peter]

To be honest, I find The Faces a bit dull. Just a bit pub/wedding band, really.

Great minds etc

[Sir C]

Even their biggest fan would surely admit the songs lack depth and heft? Good working class fun and all that but it's hardly music for the ages is it. Pub rock with a great singer who wisely went solo at the first opportunity.

Quite possibly, yet twice the band the Stoines were

[Peter]

Mate, you work in academia. That simply can’t be true?

I dont, not really. I must admit I meant silliest statement regarding music.

[Herbert Augustus Chapman]

Novelty act who spent a whole career wishing they could be half as good as The Faces.

Oh do be quiet you querulous old stoat. "Sympathy For the Devil". There you see c. I've made you look ridicules with a simple song title.

[Sir C]

Oh do be quiet you querulous old stoat. "Sympathy For the Devil". There you see c. I've made you look ridicules with a simple song title.

"I Should Be So Lucky" was a catchy pop song as well, h, but wasn't really to my taste.

Each to his own; you like that sort of thing, Westlife and The Osmonds and Paul Weller. Bit of Cliff Richard at christmas? Fine. I'm not one to judge you, I just don't fancy it myself.

[Herbert Augustus Chapman]

"I Should Be So Lucky" was a catchy pop song as well, h, but wasn't really to my taste.

Each to his own; you like that sort of thing, Westlife and The Osmonds and Paul Weller. Bit of Cliff Richard at christmas? Fine. I'm not one to judge you, I just don't fancy it myself.

What on earth is your problem with The Osmonds man?

CRAY-ZEH HAW-SES....WHAAAAAA!!! WHAAAAA!!!!!! CRAY-ZEH HAW-SES

As edgy a piece of rock 'n roll as ever hit the charts c. I don't suppose 'Dancing in the Dark' is a pop song then?

[Peter]

"I Should Be So Lucky" was a catchy pop song as well, h, but wasn't really to my taste.

Each to his own; you like that sort of thing, Westlife and The Osmonds and Paul Weller. Bit of Cliff Richard at christmas? Fine. I'm not one to judge you, I just don't fancy it myself.

Stop being a big pudding about it.

[Sir C]

What on earth is your problem with The Osmonds man?

CRAY-ZEH HAW-SES....WHAAAAAA!!! WHAAAAA!!!!!! CRAY-ZEH HAW-SES

As edgy a piece of rock 'n roll as ever hit the charts c. I don't suppose 'Dancing in the Dark' is a pop song then?

'Dancing In The Dark' is indeed a pop song. There is nothing wrong with pop songs. I rather like some pop songs. They're not my favourite genre, though, nor do they constitute Great Music.

I'm going to level with you about the Osmonds; I prefer Jimmy's solo work.

[Sir C]

Stop being a big pudding about it.

I'm sorry Comrade I agree with you I realise now that I misspoke due to failing to check my privilege you're absolutely correct please don't send me back to the camps!

[Burney]

"I Should Be So Lucky" was a catchy pop song as well, h, but wasn't really to my taste.

Each to his own; you like that sort of thing, Westlife and The Osmonds and Paul Weller. Bit of Cliff Richard at christmas? Fine. I'm not one to judge you, I just don't fancy it myself.

You know you're exhibiting the very musical snobbishness you so readily mock in others, don't you?