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Thread: There's deffo something a bit weird

  1. #11
    Quote Originally Posted by Sir C View Post
    The Hobbit?
    This lad, I think. Is he a hobbit, was he in that book? I lost track.

    "Plenty of strikers can score goals," he said, gesturing to the famous old stands casting shadows around us.

    "But a lot have found it difficult wearing the number 9 shirt for The Arsenal."

  2. #12
    One of the grown up ones I think - I'm having it for my epitaph c.

  3. #13
    Quote Originally Posted by redgunamo View Post
    This lad, I think. Is he a hobbit, was he in that book? I lost track.

    He's an elf you blithering arse r!

  4. #14
    Quote Originally Posted by Herbert Augustus Chapman View Post
    He's an elf you blithering arse r!
    Oh? Well he looks like a girl, that's for certain.
    "Plenty of strikers can score goals," he said, gesturing to the famous old stands casting shadows around us.

    "But a lot have found it difficult wearing the number 9 shirt for The Arsenal."

  5. #15
    Quote Originally Posted by Herbert Augustus Chapman View Post
    He's an elf you blithering arse r!
    According to Tolkein he is between 500 and 2,000 years old.I do believe old JRR was on the gear

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  7. #17
    Quote Originally Posted by redgunamo View Post
    Oh? Well he looks like a girl, that's for certain.
    Well quite r. If I ever found myself in gaol for an extended period and had to consider talking my pleasure in the 'back of beyond' so to speak, I would prefer someone that at least looked like a girl.

  8. #18
    Quote Originally Posted by TheCurly View Post
    listening to a mate on the wireless and he's been all dead and everything
    Mr Kennedy?

    Mad that it's a year since.


  9. #19
    Quote Originally Posted by TheCurly View Post
    Exactly.Burn the candle at both ends.Eat dead beastie in lard,drink like a swine and smoke like a chimberley
    Unfortunately Sir C is now a non-smoking, teetotal vegan who wants to live until there is absolutely no reason to be alive at all.

    Unless one fears the pit of eternal damnation, of course. Luckily, that's made up.

  10. #20
    Quote Originally Posted by Ash View Post
    Unfortunately Sir C is now a non-smoking, teetotal vegan who wants to live until there is absolutely no reason to be alive at all.

    Unless one fears the pit of eternal damnation, of course. Luckily, that's made up.
    Haven't had a drink since Sunday - and not a drop will touch my lips until Friday.

    68 days since I enjoyed a fag.

    Haven't had a cigarette in more than two months.

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