Listen up! That fúcking freak steve williams has never had a cheese and onion

[Burney]

God you certainly started on the bottom rung of the mother-fugging ladder
You might have a slight edge on your friend here for in the dark you can still feel a missing tooth

I did point out to him in the taxi back that I couldn't remember her missing the tooth the night before, so the possibilities were either that she'd been wearing a false one or that he'd accidentally knocked it out during sexual horseplay.

[SWv2]

I did point out to him in the taxi back that I couldn't remember her missing the tooth the night before, so the possibilities were either that she'd been wearing a false one or that he'd accidentally knocked it out during sexual horseplay.

I used to use a ladies previous child bearing activity as a sign that they would 100% take cock.

In essence it was like a guarantee of action.

[Peter]

Hmmm. Wasn't it a bit unethical for her to conduct a relationship with a patient, then?

I'm not actually miserable. I just find it funny.

You know, like Leonard Cohen.

[Burney]

I used to use a ladies previous child bearing activity as a sign that they would 100% take cock.

In essence it was like a guarantee of action.

Well it's certainly a guarantee that she's probably seen one before and knows where it goes.

[Burney]

I'm not actually miserable. I just find it funny.

You know, like Leonard Cohen.

I lose track. Is Len dead now?

[Viva Prat Vegas]

"I lose track. Is Len dead now?"

Yes
Rita was most upset about his passing