What's for lunch brother

[Burney]

Certainly white onion. And in thick slices to as to induce an amount of eye-watering whilst munching. Any other humans are welcome to smell my breath, but I advise them to keep their distance.

Thick slices of onion are de rigeur imo. Nothing worse than a cheese and onion sammwich with mingey little bits of diced onion in it. You might as well grate the cheese or something equally foolish, ffs!

[Sir C]

Jesus Christ. I wouldn't even send my kids into school with this as a packed lunch.

Have a bit of fúcking pride man. At least get crisps!

Crisps? Are you quite sane? All that salt and fat? Wasted calories? My God, I'd rather inject mercury into my veins.

[SWv2]

Crisps? Are you quite sane? All that salt and fat? Wasted calories? My God, I'd rather inject mercury into my veins.

Come now Dutch, one has to live a little and the body needs both salt and fat.

Wee bag of Tayto never killed a man, in your case it will be the 30+ years of cigarettes and alcohol abuse.

Crisps can elevate any sandwich from ordinary to enjoyable, there is a very good reason why cafes and other establishments put a few on the plate.

Have gay crisps if it makes you feel better, or superior.

[Sir C]

Come now Dutch, one has to live a little and the body needs both salt and fat.

Wee bag of Tayto never killed a man, in your case it will be the 30+ years of cigarettes and alcohol abuse.

Crisps can elevate any sandwich from ordinary to enjoyable, there is a very good reason why cafes and other establishments put a few on the plate.

Have gay crisps if it makes you feel better, or superior.

I confess a soft spot for a packet of Smiths salt and shake, but they definitely have no place in a cheese and onion sandwich. A cheese sandwich is transformed into a thing of joy and wonder by the addition of crisps, but once onion has been added to the 'wich, the crisps need to be served very much on the side.

I don't make the rules. Don't blame me.

[SWv2]

I confess a soft spot for a packet of Smiths salt and shake, but they definitely have no place in a cheese and onion sandwich. A cheese sandwich is transformed into a thing of joy and wonder by the addition of crisps, but once onion has been added to the 'wich, the crisps need to be served very much on the side.

I don't make the rules. Don't blame me.

What about pickle then, where do we stand on this as an addition?

Branston if you will.

[Sir C]

What about pickle then, where do we stand on this as an addition?

Branston if you will.

Not a fan, personally, but I have no objection to another chap adding pickle to hsi cheese sandwich. I reiterate, of course, that if onion has been paired with the cheese, no further addition is permissable. I include mayonnaise, mustard and lettuce in this embargo.

Cheese and onion. That is the sandwich. Cheese and onion. Nothing more.

[IUFG]

Cheese and onion. That is the sandwich. Cheese and onion. Nothing more.

true say. .

[Sir C]

true say. .

ty, i. I suspect that, in law, adding crisps to a cheese and onion sandwich is grounds for a written warning?

[IUFG]

ty, i. I suspect that, in law, adding crisps to a cheese and onion sandwich is grounds for a written warning?

summary dismissal, followed by public execution, sc

[SWv2]

Cheese and onion. That is the sandwich. Cheese and onion. Nothing more.

In the interest of full disclosure here I don't think I have ever had one.

Cheese & onion pasty fron Greggs yes, cheese & onion crisps of course. A sandwich, no.