That moment when you realise you don’t have it in your heart not to stay up for at

[Burney]

least the first over of the Ashes series even though your body is screaming for sleep.

[Tony C]

And 3 overs in....Cook all washed up

[Just Trent]

And 3 overs in....Cook all washed up

Decent little stand from Vince and Stoneman though. A solid start.

[Monty92]

least the first over of the Ashes series even though your body is screaming for sleep.

"That moment when" =

You can't claim to be part of the resistance when you're using phraseology favoured by the enemy.

[Burney]

"That moment when" =

You can't claim to be part of the resistance when you're using phraseology favoured by the enemy.

I acknowledge no linguistic boundaries.

[Herbert Augustus Chapman]

I acknowledge no linguistic boundaries.

Please assure me b you will never jemmy the word narrative into anything you post unless it is a legitimate reference to a literary context of some sort.

[PSRB]

least the first over of the Ashes series even though your body is screaming for sleep.

I got to 10.30 and thought **** it and off to bed I went. Stupid time to play cricket

[Burney]

I got to 10.30 and thought **** it and off to bed I went. Stupid time to play cricket

In a funny way, I was relieved when Cook got out, as it allowed me to go to sleep in the assumption that we'd be 6 or 7 down for fück all when I woke up.

I did then wake up at 5 and watch through until about 7.30, though.

[Peter]

I acknowledge no linguistic boundaries.

I am afraid I have to side with the lad Monty here. It's not good enough, b.

[Peter]

Please assure me b you will never jemmy the word narrative into anything you post unless it is a legitimate reference to a literary context of some sort.

Narrative, narrative, narrative.

Its a lovely word. What is your problem?