Dear Lord, this socialist-lite 'Conservative' governement is delivering

[Pokster]

In the meantime you'd ruin my bottie though

I'd treat you gently and give you a cuddle afterwards

[Peter]

Full of allans. I might as well retire to Tower Hamlets. It ain't going to happen.

THey are almost all Chinese. Even the Indians arent muslim, in the main.

[Ash]

But he can also afford a house. He may have to give up owning a smartphone, drinking lattes and going on stag dos to Tallinn, but, you know, so did we all.

Right. Giving up our smart phones before they were invented was an amazing sacrifice. wd us.

But seriously, the cost of housing is out of control, and blaming millenials for being whiny doesn't really cover it imo. The stamp duty thing is a good tax cut.

And making rail travel cheaper for them encourages them to get a place further out of town. And where I work we do discounts to U30s as they have less disposable income.

[Burney]

If I was going to retire to Africa, Zambia would be at the top of my list, I think. Maybe second, after TZ.

In fact, r, my retirement list currently looks like this:

1. Cumbria
2. Cornwall (Too crowded)
3. Southern France (Too many euros required)
4. Thailand (Can't go until the wife's 50)
5. Cambodia (Too gangstery for the missus' taste)
6. Tanzania (Too much chance of instability)
7. Zambia (No sea)

As you can see, this is a most pleasing list. Which is your favourite?

Wales is definitely off the table, then?

[Sir C]

THey are almost all Chinese. Even the Indians arent muslim, in the main.

Chinamen are almost as bad p and you darned well know it. Anyway, when I was last in Penang there were allans and masjids all over the shop.

[Peter]

Ridiculous reason for doing anything, if I may say so. You can't take it with you.

Man up and make more of it.

You can make more of it by getting more 'bang for your buck'. Anyway, Penang is beautiful. It even has a Downing Street

[Sir C]

The Welsh valleys would give you the peace and tranquility for a year or two before slipping over to the other side C
You can go out in a rocking chair with a Les Paul across your chest and Katherine Jenkins on your gramophone
Just remember to make plans for the cats and Lady C

I've tried the welsh valleys, s. They were a) a bit dull and b) populated by welshers

[Peter]

Right. Giving up our smart phones before they were invented was an amazing sacrifice. wd us.

But seriously, the cost of housing is out of control, and blaming millenials for being whiny doesn't really cover it imo. The stamp duty thing is a good tax cut.

And making rail travel cheaper for them encourages them to get a place further out of town. And where I work we do discounts to U30s has they have less disposable income.

Well said that man! THese old codgers resent everything, dont they. At least the old old codgers could claim they fought a war. THe likes of Sir C have been coining it in for decades.

[Sir C]

Wales is definitely off the table, then?

Couldn't find a suitable food retailer.

No Waitrose, no Booths, no posh butchers/greengrocers, no party. That's my motto.

[Viva Prat Vegas]

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