I approached a roundabout to turn right this morning and

[Viva Prat Vegas]

I will guess that Dibble tipped a header onto the bar
Hayes hit the post close in from a rebound
Smith fluffed a 1 on 1
Winterburn took a penalty with his left foot

[Peter]

Cash in Hand, eh? So you were stealing from HMRC while using our amenities?

I believe the term is 'freeloader'......

[Luis Anaconda]

That ****ing debacle against Luton in the League Cup final surpassed everything.

I still cant quite believe we lost that game. The period of sustained pressure after we equalised was one of the most intense I have ever seen. We should have been 3 or 4-1 up.

Yes that still pains me. Why would get a player who has never taken a penalty to take his first one in a final ffs.

[SWv2]

'Unsuitable for retail'....

I cant imagine why......

Actually I think you can, and you would be correct.

Stupid fúckers coming up and asking me questions when the answer was completely fúcking obvious.

[Peter]

I will guess that Dibble tipped a header onto the bar
Hayes hit the post close in from a rebound
Smith fluffed a 1 on 1
Winterburn took a penalty with his left foot

I remember the penalty and Smith crashing a header against the bar.

****ing Gus

[SWv2]

Yes that still pains me. Why would get a player who has never taken a penalty to take his first one in a final ffs.

I was behind that goal, my first ever visit to the Twin Towers.

So drunk I had to alight and urinate on whatever platform en route. Good days.

[Peter]

Actually I think you can, and you would be correct.

Stupid fúckers coming up and asking me questions when the answer was completely fúcking obvious.

I was thinking more of the stench of stale beer and the 'hot knife' eyes

[Burney]

Yes that still pains me. Why would get a player who has never taken a penalty to take his first one in a final ffs.

I had a friend from Luton at University who mocked me for three years for that game. I was quite resentful until I visited Luton and realised that since the poor chap had suffered that, he deserved some joy.

[Peter]

I was behind that goal, my first ever visit to the Twin Towers.

So drunk I had to alight and urinate on whatever platform en route. Good days.

So was I. I was too young to be drunk and thus there was no public urination.

[SWv2]

I was thinking more of the stench of stale beer and the 'hot knife' eyes

Well in my defence I only took to smoking hot knives before work in my next job which was office based in EC2.