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    With Bob gone, the people hungry for freedom, and a genocidal maniac

    about to be installed as president, surely it's time to re-take Rhodesia for Her Majesty, install Viscount His Excellency Lord Williehague as Viceroy, and watch the country prosper?

    Why are the obvious solutions to issues ignored these days?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sir C View Post
    about to be installed as president, surely it's time to re-take Rhodesia for Her Majesty, install Viscount His Excellency Lord Williehague as Viceroy, and watch the country prosper?

    Why are the obvious solutions to issues ignored these days?
    Can we not reanimate Sir Cecil? He knew how to deal with these chaps.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Burney View Post
    Can we not reanimate Sir Cecil? He knew how to deal with these chaps.
    Isn't he playing George Gently these days?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Burney View Post
    Can we not reanimate Sir Cecil? He knew how to deal with these chaps.
    Indeed. Sadly it's all homos and mummy's boys and crybabys nowadays. You know, Amnesty, Aid for Africa, Greenpeace, The United Nations and so on. Sad.
    "Plenty of strikers can score goals," he said, gesturing to the famous old stands casting shadows around us.

    "But a lot have found it difficult wearing the number 9 shirt for The Arsenal."

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    Quote Originally Posted by redgunamo View Post
    Indeed. Sadly it's all homos and mummy's boys and crybabys nowadays. You know, Amnesty, Aid for Africa, Greenpeace, The United Nations and so on. Sad.
    Yes. Whereas Cecil dug up diamonds as big as your fùcking fist. Different breed back then.

    Mind you, wasn't Cecil a bit light in the loafers himself?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Burney View Post
    Yes. Whereas Cecil dug up diamonds as big as your fùcking fist. Different breed back then.

    Mind you, wasn't Cecil a bit light in the loafers himself?
    Possibly, but it didn't matter as he had a platoon of children, mostly boys who went on to serve as well.
    "Plenty of strikers can score goals," he said, gesturing to the famous old stands casting shadows around us.

    "But a lot have found it difficult wearing the number 9 shirt for The Arsenal."

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sir C View Post
    about to be installed as president, surely it's time to re-take Rhodesia for Her Majesty, install Viscount His Excellency Lord Williehague as Viceroy, and watch the country prosper?

    Why are the obvious solutions to issues ignored these days?
    I'll tell you what, this changeover in power has really fvcked me up. You see, I am production partners with the nephew of Robert Mugabe. He was going to set me up with all kinds of ****, being as I have a $30m film I'd like to shoot in Africa. Mugabe and Mandela were pals, or not pals but connected through their socialist ideology. So we were in talks with the children of Mandela: they're peddling the family name, and we were going to use that name to attract investment and ****-tons of dirty naked hoes.

    However, with the fall o Mugabe, the Mugabe nephew's clout will likely be diminished. Will we secure any dirty naked hoes when we go to Africa? That remains a question.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sir C View Post
    about to be installed as president, surely it's time to re-take Rhodesia for Her Majesty, install Viscount His Excellency Lord Williehague as Viceroy, and watch the country prosper?

    Why are the obvious solutions to issues ignored these days?
    Unlike Bob E-ba-gum, this chap says you need a warm climate for foreign capital or it will go elsewhere. He also apparently spoke to GB (after SA) to ask about getting $30bn from the EU to pay the army for the next 2 years, the war vets to get off the farms, and the whote farmers to come back and have their farms back, as well as letting the MBC into a coalition.

    I would have thought you'd have agreed with much of that, C.

    {I mean in the real world. Not Sir C fantasy land where they ask ER II to become their dictator and the war vets all top themselves by way of apology. But in the real world. Yes, it prob won't all happen once he's got his mits on power, but if Zanu, army, war vets, white farmers and MDC all work together to make a country that's attractive to western capital, surely that should be supported?}

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ganpati's Goonerz--AFC's Aboriginal Fertility Cult View Post
    Unlike Bob E-ba-gum, this chap says you need a warm climate for foreign capital or it will go elsewhere. He also apparently spoke to GB (after SA) to ask about getting $30bn from the EU to pay the army for the next 2 years, the war vets to get off the farms, and the whote farmers to come back and have their farms back, as well as letting the MBC into a coalition.

    I would have thought you'd have agreed with much of that, C.

    {I mean in the real world. Not Sir C fantasy land where they ask ER II to become their dictator and the war vets all top themselves by way of apology. But in the real world. Yes, it prob won't all happen once he's got his mits on power, but if Zanu, army, war vets, white farmers and MDC all work together to make a country that's attractive to western capital, surely that should be supported?}
    The man isn't nicknamed the Crocodile for nothing and he was the one behind the vets taking the farms in the first place. Sure he is saying all the right things but I would trust him about as far as I could throw a croc

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    Quote Originally Posted by Luis Anaconda View Post
    The man isn't nicknamed the Crocodile for nothing and he was the one behind the vets taking the farms in the first place. Sure he is saying all the right things but I would trust him about as far as I could throw a croc
    I now have a horrible vision of you in a pub wearing crocs
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