The glw is demanding *gulp* vegetarian food one night a week.

[SWv2]

It will taste of nothing but piss, b.

A session beer, in other words

I had some Beavertown Neck Oil recently. It was okay, but I was able to take solace from the fact that I looked cool.

[Burney]

I had some Beavertown Neck Oil recently. It was okay, but I was able to take solace from the fact that I looked cool.

Would you like a litre of rhubarb drink?

[SWv2]

Would you like a litre of rhubarb drink?

Would you like a broken nose?

[Peter]

So far her suggestions include 'stir-fry' and, God help us, 'vegetable lasagne'.

What the hell do I do now?

Curry, for ****s sake. Obvious innit....

Lentils, chickpeas, general vegetable stuff. Exactly what you would do on your travels through the veggie parts of India.

Embrace it, man up! Vegetable curries are excellent.

Vegetable lasagne is dog****.

[Sir C]

Chips?

Of course, you could demand that the wife make Dosas for you?

She's English, a. She doesn't do cooking.

[Peter]

I believe a lot of brewers use isinglass as a processing aid.

Not sure about Guinness. That may piss on the chips of a few vegan/veggie beer drinkers..

Guinness went vegan in April. That the tap in boozers. There may be a few of the non vegan cans dotted about here and there.

[Sir C]

You know the upscale frozen food shop, Cook? They do a quite exceptional vegetable lasagna. I highly recommend it.

I also highly recommend you put an agreement into place with V with regard to how often this veggie thing can happen. Best to nip it in the bud, Charles.

Oh we have an agreement, wes. It's called 'marriage'. We are agreed that what will happen is what she says will happen.

[Sir C]

Curry, for ****s sake. Obvious innit....

Lentils, chickpeas, general vegetable stuff. Exactly what you would do on your travels through the veggie parts of India.

Embrace it, man up! Vegetable curries are excellent.

Vegetable lasagne is dog****.

In those places I live on dal makhani and rotis. They can push their vegetable curries up their holes.

[Peter]

In those places I live on dal makhani and rotis. They can push their vegetable curries up their holes.

Dal Tarka for the lady. Job done.

Also, make it as hot as **** and she will soon give up this nonsense.

[Burney]

Would you like a broken nose?

Your lack of adventurousness in this matter makes the baby Jesus (may he rest in peace) very sad, sw.