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Thread: So a British explorer goes missing in the New Guinea jungle and, while

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    So a British explorer goes missing in the New Guinea jungle and, while

    sane people either think 'I hope they ate the silly fücker' or 'I hope he's OK', Guardian columnists immediately seize on it as 'problematic and as an example of evil white colonialism.

    They really are quite mad, these people.


    https://www.theguardian.com/commenti...itish-colonial

    https://www.theguardian.com/media/me...era-narratives

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    Quote Originally Posted by Burney View Post
    sane people either think 'I hope they ate the silly fücker' or 'I hope he's OK', Guardian columnists immediately seize on it as 'problematic and as an example of evil white colonialism.

    They really are quite mad, these people.


    https://www.theguardian.com/commenti...itish-colonial

    https://www.theguardian.com/media/me...era-narratives
    If his presence was unwelcome, shouldn't the Guardian be lambasting the people who felt that way for their unwillingness to embrace people from diverse backgrounds and cultures?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Luis Anaconda View Post
    If his presence was unwelcome, shouldn't the Guardian be lambasting the people who felt that way for their unwillingness to embrace people from diverse backgrounds and cultures?
    Surely they're all in favour of a #multiculturalpapuanewguinea

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    Quote Originally Posted by Luis Anaconda View Post
    If his presence was unwelcome, shouldn't the Guardian be lambasting the people who felt that way for their unwillingness to embrace people from diverse backgrounds and cultures?
    It doesn't work that way, la. White people are bad, remember?

    Of course, the overall implication is that if it had been left to Guardian columnists, nobody in human history would ever have left their village.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sir C View Post
    Surely they're all in favour of a #multiculturalpapuanewguinea
    To be honest, it sounds like a shïthole. They're welcome to it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Burney View Post
    To be honest, it sounds like a shïthole. They're welcome to it.
    Ooh no, we love a bit of jungle. Decent diving and some nice beaches, allegedly. Probably covered in fúcking Australians, mind.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sir C View Post
    Ooh no, we love a bit of jungle. Decent diving and some nice beaches, allegedly. Probably covered in fúcking Australians, mind.
    It's mostly malaria, mud and headhunters in penïs gourds from what I can make out.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Burney View Post
    It's mostly malaria, mud and headhunters in penïs gourds from what I can make out.
    I suspect there's a little more to it than that. But, the more I think about its proximity to Australia, the more I'm inclined to fúck it off.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Luis Anaconda View Post
    If his presence was unwelcome, shouldn't the Guardian be lambasting the people who felt that way for their unwillingness to embrace people from diverse backgrounds and cultures?
    Quite. the potentially xenophobic ****s.

    Now this ... https://www.standard.co.uk/news/worl...-a3690311.html

    oh my days.
    “Other clubs never came into my thoughts once I knew Arsenal wanted to sign me.”

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sir C View Post
    I suspect there's a little more to it than that. But, the more I think about its proximity to Australia, the more I'm inclined to fúck it off.
    I'd be more inclined to give it a swerve because of all the wee bitey fúckers

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