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  1. #1
    Quote Originally Posted by Sir C View Post
    And last night she cooked, God help us, vegan food.

    It's all over for Nigella. Finished. Done. She is our domestic Goddess no longer.*

    *She never was, it was always Delia really, wasn't it?
    Are you trying to poke Herbs with a pointy stick again, sc?

    And he'll only mention her lady garden again.
    “Other clubs never came into my thoughts once I knew Arsenal wanted to sign me.”

  2. #2
    Quote Originally Posted by IUFG View Post
    Are you trying to poke Herbs with a pointy stick again, sc?

    And he'll only mention her lady garden again.
    I thought of him last night, frantically thrashing away at his pathetic excuse for a todger, trying to stir the spark of life in the ruined old member, only for Nigella's new sylph-like form to leave him disappointed and bereft.

  3. #3
    Quote Originally Posted by Sir C View Post
    I thought of him last night, frantically thrashing away at his pathetic excuse for a todger, trying to stir the spark of life in the ruined old member, only for Nigella's new sylph-like form to leave him disappointed and bereft.
    I haven't seen her show, but an image search reveals that she has very efficiently packaged her boobages. Good career decision imo.

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