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Thread: So, things are looking a bit tricky for Hausfrau Merkel

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    So, things are looking a bit tricky for Hausfrau Merkel

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

    Suck it up, you bulldog-faced boiler.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Burney View Post
    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

    Suck it up, you bulldog-faced boiler.
    spot on, b.
    “Other clubs never came into my thoughts once I knew Arsenal wanted to sign me.”

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    Quote Originally Posted by Burney View Post
    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

    Suck it up, you bulldog-faced boiler.
    Aw b .. I like old mamma Merkel.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Herbert Augustus Chapman View Post
    Aw b .. I like old mamma Merkel.
    You just judge everyone by the state of their growler.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Herbert Augustus Chapman View Post
    Aw b .. I like old mamma Merkel.
    Would you seek to penetrate her with your membrum virile, h? Would you relish her shapeless, doughy body and guttural encouragements?

    You would, wouldn't you, you dirty, dirty man?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sir C View Post
    You just judge everyone by the state of their growler.
    I'm expecting h to respond with a "your mum" style comment here
    Northern Monkey ... who can't upload a bleeding Avatar

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    Quote Originally Posted by Burney View Post
    Would you seek to penetrate her with your membrum virile, h? Would you relish her shapeless, doughy body and guttural encouragements?

    You would, wouldn't you, you dirty, dirty man?
    Ooh, back in 5.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sir C View Post
    Ooh, back in 5.
    Careful. You might haemorrhage after Moses' attentions.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Burney View Post
    Would you seek to penetrate her with your membrum virile, h? Would you relish her shapeless, doughy body and guttural encouragements?

    You would, wouldn't you, you dirty, dirty man?
    The thing is I am very easily pleased when it comes to Germans. If they don't incandescently bellow their rage to enormous crowds of supplicants, exterminate millions of innocent folk or try to kill my Mum and Dad every night with bombs I think they can't be that bad.

    As for her growler I imagine the old Ange-flange has long since dried and up and healed.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Burney View Post
    Careful. You might haemorrhage after Moses' attentions.
    I don't suppose he could turn up at the hospital with a cat scratch on his winky without arousing the suspicions of the police.

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