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Thread: So, things are looking a bit tricky for Hausfrau Merkel

  1. #11
    Quote Originally Posted by Herbert Augustus Chapman View Post
    The thing is I am very easily pleased when it comes to Germans. If they don't incandescently bellow their rage to enormous crowds of supplicants, exterminate millions of innocent folk or try to kill my Mum and Dad every night with bombs I think they can't be that bad.
    Thing is, h, they've all got those clubs in their bag. Which is why we can never trust them (or their Quisling-like fellow travellers and fifth columnists like la).

  2. #12
    Quote Originally Posted by Herbert Augustus Chapman View Post
    I don't suppose he could turn up at the hospital with a cat scratch on his winky without arousing the suspicions of the police.
    First time his winky had close contact with a pussy for some considerable time
    Northern Monkey ... who can't upload a bleeding Avatar

  3. #13
    Quote Originally Posted by Pokster View Post
    First time his winky had close contact with a pussy for some considerable time
    To be honest, I can't believe it's taken us this long to get to that joke.

  4. #14
    Quote Originally Posted by Burney View Post
    To be honest, I can't believe it's taken us this long to get to that joke.
    I'm shocked b, sad seens on AWIMB
    Northern Monkey ... who can't upload a bleeding Avatar

  5. #15
    Quote Originally Posted by Pokster View Post
    I'm shocked b, sad seens on AWIMB
    To be honest b, c spent last week explaining how this baneful creature frequently runs up his body so what doe he do? He decides to stand stark *******s naked near the very same beast - almost as though he wanted it to happen.

    I shudder to imagine the depravities he subjects his poor lady wife to.

  6. #16
    Quote Originally Posted by Herbert Augustus Chapman View Post
    To be honest b, c spent last week explaining how this baneful creature frequently runs up his body so what doe he do? He decides to stand stark *******s naked near the very same beast - almost as though he wanted it to happen.

    I shudder to imagine the depravities he subjects his poor lady wife to.
    Seeing his wrinkled ruined old body must be depravity enough h
    Northern Monkey ... who can't upload a bleeding Avatar

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