I know this won’t do anything to improve my reputation as an effete, middle class

[Herbert Augustus Chapman]

Joo-boy, but I really do suffer horribly at this time of year from dry, chapped hands. I'd go so far as to say that it really does affect my quality of life.

Can any other raging queers recommend a miracle cure?

sucking cocks m (and start loudly lauding Nigella's stupendously hairy fanny of course).