I know this won’t do anything to improve my reputation as an effete, middle class

[Sir C]

Joo-boy, but I really do suffer horribly at this time of year from dry, chapped hands. I'd go so far as to say that it really does affect my quality of life.

Can any other raging queers recommend a miracle cure?

Really? Do you spend a lot of time outdoors? Or are you simply too, erm, mean to turn your central heating on?