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Thread: So this pikey bincat I rescued which likes to run up me

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    So this pikey bincat I rescued which likes to run up me

    in order to perch on my shoulder... yesterday he sprinted from the floor to my shoulder as usual but failed to notice that I was naked, so I endured deeper puncture wounds than usual, one of which went straight into the big blue vein on my winkle. If by some miracle I achieve tumescence I'll bleed out

    Does anyone want to buy a cat?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sir C View Post
    in order to perch on my shoulder... yesterday he sprinted from the floor to my shoulder as usual but failed to notice that I was naked, so I endured deeper puncture wounds than usual, one of which went straight into the big blue vein on my winkle. If by some miracle I achieve tumescence I'll bleed out

    Does anyone want to buy a cat?
    A spot of discipline might be needed.

    GLWTP

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ash View Post
    A spot of discipline might be needed.

    GLWTP
    Yes, I must learn to wear appropriate clothing when he's awake

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sir C View Post
    in order to perch on my shoulder... yesterday he sprinted from the floor to my shoulder as usual but failed to notice that I was naked, so I endured deeper puncture wounds than usual, one of which went straight into the big blue vein on my winkle. If by some miracle I achieve tumescence I'll bleed out

    Does anyone want to buy a cat?
    It puts me in mind of 'The Cat's Revenge', by Claude Balls

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    Quote Originally Posted by Burney View Post
    It puts me in mind of 'The Cat's Revenge', by Claude Balls
    Please don't mention balls, you'll give him ideas.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sir C View Post
    Please don't mention balls, you'll give him ideas.
    I now have an image of him swinging by his claws from your clockweights while you hop around the room shouting 'OOYAH, ME PLUMS!' and similar.

    It really is most amusing.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sir C View Post
    in order to perch on my shoulder... yesterday he sprinted from the floor to my shoulder as usual but failed to notice that I was naked, so I endured deeper puncture wounds than usual, one of which went straight into the big blue vein on my winkle. If by some miracle I achieve tumescence I'll bleed out

    Does anyone want to buy a cat?
    Why were you playing with your cat naked? I accept I dont really want to know the answer, its more a rhetorical question

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    Quote Originally Posted by Peter View Post
    Why were you playing with your cat naked? I accept I dont really want to know the answer, its more a rhetorical question
    I wasn't playing with him. I was standing in the kitchen enjoying a cup of Earl Grey.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sir C View Post
    I wasn't playing with him. I was standing in the kitchen enjoying a cup of Earl Grey.

    Hang on. Were you sitting down?

    I've sat on those seats, for god's sake.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Peter View Post
    Why were you playing with your cat naked? I accept I dont really want to know the answer, its more a rhetorical question

    Cats are usually naked, p.

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