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Thread: So this pikey bincat I rescued which likes to run up me

  1. #11
    Quote Originally Posted by Sir C View Post
    I wasn't playing with him. I was standing in the kitchen enjoying a cup of Earl Grey.
    In the buff? At your age?

    With cats about?

  2. #12
    Quote Originally Posted by Peter View Post
    In the buff? At your age?

    With cats about?
    At what age does one magically cease to ever be naked, p?

  3. #13
    Quote Originally Posted by Sir C View Post
    At what age does one magically cease to ever be naked, p?
    In the kitchen, with a cup of earl gray? I am not sure that is ever appropriate.

  4. #14
    Quote Originally Posted by Peter View Post
    In the kitchen, with a cup of earl gray? I am not sure that is ever appropriate.
    The human body is a beautiful thing, p.

  5. #15
    Quote Originally Posted by Peter View Post
    In the kitchen, with a cup of earl gray? I am not sure that is ever appropriate.
    I think that's a secondary matter to whether he was sat bare-arsed on chairs onto which he will happily invite unsuspecting guests to perch.

    He's worse than Weinstein imo.

  6. #16
    Quote Originally Posted by Burney View Post
    I think that's a secondary matter to whether he was sat bare-arsed on chairs onto which he will happily invite unsuspecting guests to perch.

    He's worse than Weinstein imo.
    Presumably you would be sitting on these chairs full clothed? Does it really matter? Unless you are intending to lick them first I think you are ok.

    Perhaps bring a packet of wet wipes for your next visit?

  7. #17
    Quote Originally Posted by Burney View Post
    I think that's a secondary matter to whether he was sat bare-arsed on chairs onto which he will happily invite unsuspecting guests to perch.

    He's worse than Weinstein imo.
    Are you telling me I shouldn't be naked in my own home?

    My bottom is perfectly hygienic, thank you.

  8. #18
    Quote Originally Posted by Sir C View Post
    The human body is a beautiful thing, p.
    It sort of isn't though, is it. Its actually a bit gross.

  9. #19
    Quote Originally Posted by Sir C View Post
    Are you telling me I shouldn't be naked in my own home?

    My bottom is perfectly hygienic, thank you.
    Be as naked as you like, but try not to press your hairy, sweaty arse crack on surfaces that other humans may touch. That's all I ask.

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