Anyone of you gone down the Smart Home/Alexa/Google Home route yet?

[PSRB]

Looked into it and just to get an Amazon Echo plus lighting for the kitchen would set me back over £500!!

[Sir C]

Looked into it and just to get an Amazon Echo plus lighting for the kitchen would set me back over £500!!

I can't turn the fúcking TV on any more.

Technology can now officially fúck off. Enough is enough!

[PSRB]

I can't turn the fúcking TV on any more.

Technology can now officially fúck off. Enough is enough!

I have 3 remotes plus the Xbox One X controller. It's getting silly now.......actually my kids have 4 plus the Xbox in the playroom

[Burney]

Looked into it and just to get an Amazon Echo plus lighting for the kitchen would set me back over £500!!

Decided against it when I heard they listen to you and feed your conversations back to Amazon. :tinfoilhat:

[Sir C]

Decided against it when I heard they listen to you and feed your conversations back to Amazon. :tinfoilhat:

It makes you wonder why Amazon would want to listen to hours of you pleading for sex.

[Burney]

It makes you wonder why Amazon would want to listen to hours of you pleading for sex.

So they can sell me sex robots, obviously! Durrr!

[Sir C]

So they can sell me sex robots, obviously! Durrr!

I saw one of those on TV. It looked rather toothsome.

I want me a chinawoman one.

[Alberto Balsam Rodriguez]

Decided against it when I heard they listen to you and feed your conversations back to Amazon. :tinfoilhat:

I have that problem with Google. It know where I am and keeps asking me for a review. I now open Google Maps and it has pinned everywhere I have been. It has started telling me the preferred route to work and then back home, Monday to Friday.

When will it end?

[PSRB]

I have that problem with Google. It know where I am and keeps asking me for a review. I now open Google Maps and it has pinned everywhere I have been. It has started telling me the preferred route to work and then back home, Monday to Friday.

When will it end?

I don't like the fact it tells me where I've parked the car, how the hell did it know I even drove there!

[Burney]

I don't like the fact it tells me where I've parked the car, how the hell did it know I even drove there!

I take an absurd pleasure anytime my phone tells me how long my journey to work will be and I'M NOT ACTUALLY GOING TO WORK, YOU INTERFERING LITTLE CVNT!!