I reached the end of the Civil. War documentary. THe Confederacy lost. I knew it!

[Peter]

You don't move your hips and have a grope at the missus when your hear Let's Get It On?
You can't see the alleyway when Dorothy Moore sings Dark End Of The Street?
You don't tap your foot when you hear You Can't Hurry Love?
You don't hear violins when Smokey sings?*

* I can only apologise

Nope. All ****ing terrible as far as I am concerned. You Cant Hurry Love is just Phil Collins to me.

I am sticking with Van Morrison and I am happy with it. Cheers!