Quote Originally Posted by Sir C View Post
Birds last longer, though. Plus she's 11 years behind. So basically I'd be asking her to kill herself 20 years before she's due to go. Which seems a lot to ask.
Mate, if you were Hindoos back in the day, she'd be expected to chuck herself on your pyre. By contrast, asking her to pile into the booze, fags and drugs seems pretty reasonable.