Click here for Arsenal FC news and reports

Page 1 of 4 123 ... LastLast
Results 1 to 10 of 31

Thread: Surely as men it’s time for us to unite and close ranks

  1. #1

    Surely as men it’s time for us to unite and close ranks

    They’re going after Steven Seagal now

  2. #2
    Quote Originally Posted by Tony C View Post
    They’re going after Steven Seagal now
    He's a bóllocks ugly, talent-less **** T

  3. #3
    Quote Originally Posted by Herbert Augustus Chapman View Post
    He's a bóllocks ugly, talent-less **** T
    he is actually a good guitar player and has a ridicules collection.

  4. #4
    Quote Originally Posted by Pat Vegas View Post
    he is actually a good guitar player and has a ridicules collection.
    He does quite an amusing little cameo on Jack Whitehall's Travels with my Father when he throws him in a hotel fountain

  5. #5
    Quote Originally Posted by Tony C View Post
    They’re going after Steven Seagal now
    I have never seen a Steven Seagal film. Or a Nick Nolte film. Or a Jean-Claude van Damme film.

    This demonstrates how morally and intellectually superior I am.

  6. #6
    Quote Originally Posted by Sir C View Post
    I have never seen a Steven Seagal film. Or a Nick Nolte film. Or a Jean-Claude van Damme film.

    This demonstrates how morally and intellectually superior I am.
    You are Michael Owen

  7. #7
    Quote Originally Posted by PSRB View Post
    You are Michael Owen
    Wait, not Jason Statham or Arnold Schwarzeneger either.

  8. #8
    Quote Originally Posted by Sir C View Post
    I have never seen a Steven Seagal film. Or a Nick Nolte film. Or a Jean-Claude van Damme film.

    This demonstrates how morally and intellectually superior I am.
    You are missing out Sir C.

    a lot of them are the same thing though.

    as a kid I was intrigued by Mr Seagal as the other kids at school would talk about them. I would then look at the back of the TV guide where it would have those adverts for 10 videos for £1 and think it would be nice to order those. video club scams.

  9. #9
    Quote Originally Posted by Pat Vegas View Post
    You are missing out Sir C.

    a lot of them are the same thing though.

    as a kid I was intrigued by Mr Seagal as the other kids at school would talk about them. I would then look at the back of the TV guide where it would have those adverts for 10 videos for £1 and think it would be nice to order those. video club scams.
    I enjoyed Rocky IV so I can't add wossisname to my list.

  10. #10
    Quote Originally Posted by Sir C View Post
    I enjoyed Rocky IV so I can't add wossisname to my list.
    You are missing some tremendous stories.
    Seagal is a chef who deals with some mental terrorist types (non allan)
    one time it's on a boat then next time it's on a train.

    As for van damme. he goes to the orient and fights in weird tournaments.
    or there is a bunch of crazy rich blokes who have nothing else to do so they pay homeless chaps to play a game where they have to reach a certain part of the town. They give them a head start and then they chase them down and hunt them for sport.
    unfortunately one of these men is the father of van damme and he want's to sort this out.

Posting Permissions

  • You may not post new threads
  • You may not post replies
  • You may not post attachments
  • You may not edit your posts
  •