Surely as men it’s time for us to unite and close ranks

[Tony C]

They’re going after Steven Seagal now

[Herbert Augustus Chapman]

They’re going after Steven Seagal now

He's a bóllocks ugly, talent-less **** T

[Pat Vegas]

He's a bóllocks ugly, talent-less **** T

he is actually a good guitar player and has a ridicules collection.

[PSRB]

he is actually a good guitar player and has a ridicules collection.

He does quite an amusing little cameo on Jack Whitehall's Travels with my Father when he throws him in a hotel fountain

[Sir C]

They’re going after Steven Seagal now

I have never seen a Steven Seagal film. Or a Nick Nolte film. Or a Jean-Claude van Damme film.

This demonstrates how morally and intellectually superior I am.

[PSRB]

I have never seen a Steven Seagal film. Or a Nick Nolte film. Or a Jean-Claude van Damme film.

This demonstrates how morally and intellectually superior I am.

You are Michael Owen

[Sir C]

You are Michael Owen

Wait, not Jason Statham or Arnold Schwarzeneger either.

[Ash]

You are Michael Owen

No, I'm Michael Owen.

Fillums* are a bit shít imo.

Stoopid, predictable, Hollywood tropes.

*Not all films.

[Pat Vegas]

No, I'm Michael Owen.

Fillums* are a bit shít imo.

Stoopid, predictable, Hollywood tropes.

*Not all films.

I don't watch many films. I prefer a long winded series. I am now watching twin peaks.

[Ash]

I don't watch many films. I prefer a long winded series. I am now watching twin peaks.

Cherry Pie!

Had you noticed that the title music is basically a slowed down version of "Loco-motion". It took me a while to notice but I found myself with 'Do The Loco-motion' on the brain (and it is a fine song) the day after watching an episode and eventually it clicked.