They’re going after Steven Seagal now
You are missing out Sir C.
a lot of them are the same thing though.
as a kid I was intrigued by Mr Seagal as the other kids at school would talk about them. I would then look at the back of the TV guide where it would have those adverts for 10 videos for £1 and think it would be nice to order those. video club scams.
You are missing some tremendous stories.
Seagal is a chef who deals with some mental terrorist types (non allan)
one time it's on a boat then next time it's on a train.
As for van damme. he goes to the orient and fights in weird tournaments.
or there is a bunch of crazy rich blokes who have nothing else to do so they pay homeless chaps to play a game where they have to reach a certain part of the town. They give them a head start and then they chase them down and hunt them for sport.
unfortunately one of these men is the father of van damme and he want's to sort this out.