Sorry, but are we all supposed to pretend to have been horribly traumatised because some old queen felt us up back in the day?Originally Posted by Herbert Augustus Chapman
Without wishing to boast, there was a time in my youth when barely a weekend went by without a gentleman of the invert persuasion propositioning me. These were met with polite, but firm rejections and no-one was any the worse off.
What is wrong with the youth of today?
Round about the age of 14 I loved going up West to wander up Shaftesbury Avenue when every other store was a guitar shop. I recall a few attempts to 'help' me find my way and politely declining was always enough - except on the odd occasion when I fancied a bit of the old cock of course.
Last edited by Herbert Augustus Chapman; 11-09-2017 at 02:08 PM.
So you have met berni before
Northern Monkey ... who can't upload a bleeding Avatar
Everyone wants to be a victim, b. If you aren't a victim you must be the perpetrator.
Looking at the state of this chump I would suggest Kev regrets it and will be thoroughly embarrassed.....
Looking at the state of this chump I would suggest that Kev never did it, and Mr Kris here is just drawing attention to himself.
We shall never know, nor shall we ever care. Get over it you fat ****. If anything, you should take it as a compliment......
We are watching the death of celebrity culture here; now it is going to be fat, ugly nobodies feeding us pathetic stories of how they once got upset over nothing.
I may be an old fuddy-duddy in these scenarios but as far as I'm concerned anyone named "Kris" deserves raped.
glwtp
Worth a try though, I suppose
"Plenty of strikers can score goals," he said, gesturing to the famous old stands casting shadows around us.
"But a lot have found it difficult wearing the number 9 shirt for The Arsenal."
breaker breaker one-nine we got a bear in the air, watch ya back door come on...glwtp
Worth a try though, I suppose
Or something like that.
'Seems that I was busy doing something close to nothing
But different than the day before'
'Met a dwarf that was no good, dressed like Little Red Riding Hood'
'Now you're unemployed, all non-void
Walkin' round like you're Pretty Boy Floyd'
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