Quote Originally Posted by Pat Vegas View Post
Of the ongoing advances I have received at work I told her to stop.

She carries on and it gets on my tits. from stupid stuff like asking for my number trying to add me on facebook and asking me very weird questions in the middle of the office out loud.

such as how do I wake up my wife and how do I wake her up.

I am very close to telling her to **** off.
Fùckssake, f, just bang her. Other than obsession, bunny-boiling, castration, murder and divorce, how badly wrong can it go?