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Thread: sexual harassment update.

  1. #11
    Quote Originally Posted by Pat Vegas View Post
    Of the ongoing advances I have received at work I told her to stop.

    She carries on and it gets on my tits. from stupid stuff like asking for my number trying to add me on facebook and asking me very weird questions in the middle of the office out loud.

    such as how do I wake up my wife and how do I wake her up.

    I am very close to telling her to **** off.
    Fùckssake, f, just bang her. Other than obsession, bunny-boiling, castration, murder and divorce, how badly wrong can it go?

  2. #12
    Quote Originally Posted by Sir C View Post
    I commend your candour here, h. Sometimes a gentleman simply has to do his duty. Clearly the young lady has expressed a desire, and f's only proper response would be to get stuck up it.
    As we used to say back when I was in trade, "get it right up her guts mate"

  3. #13
    Quote Originally Posted by Herbert Augustus Chapman View Post
    As we used to say back when I was in trade, "get it right up her guts mate"
    I'm not sure there is any need for vulgarity, h, but I understand the sentiment.

  4. #14
    Quote Originally Posted by Sir C View Post
    Can we please get a pic? Otherwise how can we make a judgement?
    Indeed, without a picture we cant even assess whether it is sexual harassment.

  5. #15
    Quote Originally Posted by Herbert Augustus Chapman View Post
    As we used to say back when I was in trade, "get it right up her guts mate"
    Jesus, H. God knows I am hardly a champion of the women's movement but even I find that a bit much.....

    I think it was the italics that pushed it over the edge.

  6. #16
    Quote Originally Posted by SWv2 View Post
    Be honest with us H, did you choose to become a plumber based on hours of watching naughty movies and the invariable plumber calls to door scene.

    “Oh I have blocked pipes down the back passage, can you help”.
    Robin Askwith has a lot to answer for imo
    'Seems that I was busy doing something close to nothing
    But different than the day before'

    'Met a dwarf that was no good, dressed like Little Red Riding Hood'

    'Now you're unemployed, all non-void
    Walkin' round like you're Pretty Boy Floyd'

  7. #17
    what if I at least get her to buy some stuff first?

  8. #18
    Quote Originally Posted by Pat Vegas View Post
    what if I at least get her to buy some stuff first?
    Well she certainly wants to strum something of yours
    Northern Monkey ... who can't upload a bleeding Avatar

  9. #19
    Quote Originally Posted by Pokster View Post
    Well she certainly wants to strum something of yours
    It's happening all the the place.
    a fried of my wife keeps asking about me and wants guitar lessons now

    how times have changed.

  10. #20
    Quote Originally Posted by Pat Vegas View Post
    what if I at least get her to buy some stuff first?
    1917ff76dff1fd3d261118e106563747--signs-friends.jpg
    I've seen this before

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