Fúck my old boots! j is on Twitter complaining that this doesn’t feel like his

[redgunamo]

In Ireland "a glass" in this sense means a half.

You haven't had enough porridge this morning to talk like that, pal

[Luis Anaconda]

You haven't had enough porridge this morning to talk like that, pal

yet weirdly a half here is a pint

[Peter]

Doesn't b claim to be Irish and seems to hate this country as well

B is Irish but claims to be english and seems to hate Ireland.

Different strokes an all that.

SW is Irish (sort of) and likes Weller.....

[Ash]

yet weirdly a half here is a pint

Half a litre?

[redgunamo]

yet weirdly a half here is a pint

Right. It seems to depend where you are. You lot, being farmers and rednecks, get a big, hefty half-gallon in a glass whereas in Düsseldorf and Köln, being more white-collar towns, beer is traditionally served in dinky little half-like glasses.

[Herbert Augustus Chapman]

B is Irish but claims to be english and seems to hate Ireland.

Different strokes an all that.

SW is Irish (sort of) and likes Weller.....

You're right p - SW is the least Irish person here - he's a dubber so indiscernible really from any other urban chav in these islands My credentials stem from my great great grandaddy who was a tinker that came to England and settled. So 1/16th mick but I will claim Irishness whenever it suits.

[SWv2]

B is Irish but claims to be english and seems to hate Ireland.

Different strokes an all that.

SW is Irish (sort of) and likes Weller.....

Speaking of which I expect you already new All Mod Cons is 38 years old today.

Immerse yourself in it tonight Pedro.

[SWv2]

You're right p - SW is the least Irish person here - he's a dubber so indiscernible really from any other urban chav in these islands My credentials stem from my great great grandaddy who was a tinker that came to England and settled. So 1/16th mick but I will claim Irishness whenever it suits.

What in fúcks name is a "dubber"?

[redgunamo]

Speaking of which I expect you already new All Mod Cons is 38 years old today.

Immerse yourself in it tonight Pedro.

Yes, that anniversary was trailed last week. The fact is that Weller deserves a lifetime amnesty from criticism for his output with The Jam, especially All Mod Cons.

[SWv2]

Yes, that anniversary was trailed last week. The fact is that Weller deserves a lifetime amnesty from criticism for his output with The Jam, especially All Mod Cons.

Thank you R, you have brought a tear to my eye (almost).

I shall remember this and forever have your back.