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I was using these in the vernacular sense F as in "these 'ere foam jobbies" as opposed to the indicitive article.
'Seems that I was busy doing something close to nothing
But different than the day before'
'Met a dwarf that was no good, dressed like Little Red Riding Hood'
'Now you're unemployed, all non-void
Walkin' round like you're Pretty Boy Floyd'
No no and no. Get a Vispring. It really is the only option. They're utterly wonderful.
https://vispring.com/en-uk/
They are not that expensive. Go into an independent retailer and you'll get one at around half price. If memory serves me correctly, I paid 1,600 for a super king size one with different firmness on each side.
For something you spend a significant portion of your life laying in, get a proper one.
Memory foam is for weirdos.
Remember, Herbs, that under the new EU GDPR regulations, you are entitled to to be told by your memory mattress exactly what it knows about you, and you have the right to demand that it forgets you.
We all gooners at the end of the day. That's all that mattress.