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    MattressWIMB .. are these memory foam jobbies any good?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Herbert Augustus Chapman View Post
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    Clearly not if you forgot to post the link
    10 characters? Pile of cund.

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    I was using these in the vernacular sense F as in "these 'ere foam jobbies" as opposed to the indicitive article.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Herbert Augustus Chapman View Post
    I was using these in the vernacular sense F as in "these 'ere foam jobbies" as opposed to the indicitive article.
    **** of Herbs he done ya. Mugged you off right good and proper, in front of the whole of Awimb and the rest of the internet.

    Thats about a thousand people!
    'Seems that I was busy doing something close to nothing
    But different than the day before'

    'Met a dwarf that was no good, dressed like Little Red Riding Hood'

    'Now you're unemployed, all non-void
    Walkin' round like you're Pretty Boy Floyd'

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    Quote Originally Posted by Herbert Augustus Chapman View Post
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    No no and no. Get a Vispring. It really is the only option. They're utterly wonderful.

    https://vispring.com/en-uk/

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    Quote Originally Posted by Rich View Post
    No no and no. Get a Vispring. It really is the only option. They're utterly wonderful.

    https://vispring.com/en-uk/
    Dunno Rich. You are a bit of a nob and I suspect it may be the fact they are so fcking spectatcularly expensive that guided your decision to buy one.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Herbert Augustus Chapman View Post
    Dunno Rich. You are a bit of a nob and I suspect it may be the fact they are so fcking spectatcularly expensive that guided your decision to buy one.
    They are not that expensive. Go into an independent retailer and you'll get one at around half price. If memory serves me correctly, I paid 1,600 for a super king size one with different firmness on each side.

    For something you spend a significant portion of your life laying in, get a proper one.

    Memory foam is for weirdos.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Rich View Post
    They are not that expensive. Go into an independent retailer and you'll get one at around half price. If memory serves me correctly, I paid 1,600 for a super king size one with different firmness on each side.

    For something you spend a significant portion of your life laying in, get a proper one.

    Memory foam is for weirdos.
    Oh fer fuxake Rich it's too late - I've just ordered a memory foam one and only now do you tell me they are for weirdos. Although when I mentioned the Vispring to the sales guy he said "nah mate - they're for nobs".

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    Quote Originally Posted by Herbert Augustus Chapman View Post
    Oh fer fuxake Rich it's too late - I've just ordered a memory foam one and only now do you tell me they are for weirdos. Although when I mentioned the Vispring to the sales guy he said "nah mate - they're for nobs".
    Remember, Herbs, that under the new EU GDPR regulations, you are entitled to to be told by your memory mattress exactly what it knows about you, and you have the right to demand that it forgets you.

    We all gooners at the end of the day. That's all that mattress.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Herbert Augustus Chapman View Post
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    yes but get don't get a cheap one.
    as mine lost its memory.

    it's slightly unusual at first as stuff like rolling over is different as you stick in one place.

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