Jezza's in a spot of trouble here, isn't he? Promoting an MP to the shadow cabinet

[Herbert Augustus Chapman]

The thing is, we've been trying to teach the little **** to behave like a decent human being since he was about 16, and we've got precisely nowhere. I'm starting to wonder if we're wasting our time.

Oh there is some improvement c. Parenthood has mellowed him a little. I remember the wee **** about 12 years ago complaining about having to attend his grandad's funeral because he really "didn't give a fúck about the old ****".

[Sir C]

Oh there is some improvement c. Parenthood has mellowed him a little. I remember the wee **** about 12 years ago complaining about having to attend his grandad's funeral because he really "didn't give a fúck about the old ****".

Christ man, that was mild by his standards.

[Viva Prat Vegas]

Oh there is some improvement c. Parenthood has mellowed him a little. I remember the wee **** about 12 years ago complaining about having to attend his grandad's funeral because he really "didn't give a fúck about the old ****".

He only goes to games to prop his old Dad upright