Quote Originally Posted by Monty92 View Post
Surely I'm about as inoffensive a Jew (in terms of my Jewish-ness) as one could hope for? I wasn't barmitzvahed, I dig on swine, I've married out (as good as), I've ended the lineage by having kids with a goy, I didn't get my son circumcised (even though foreskins are fúcking rank), and I've unequivocally disavowed my religion,

What more must a heebie do?
Anyway, if you're so secular, how come you refuse to leave the shtetl?