Just started my cardio risk stuff and slipped a £20 note in the phlebotmist's

[Pokster]

Yes, but a gentleman spits in his hand first and then applies it to the ringpiece. To spit directly onto the ringpiece is poor form imo

Only seen in Porn films i would guess

[Pokster]

You don't suppose the sly old bird has been slapping a bit of KY down there to ease to passage of my stupendous member p?

Well I heard you were a big cock so now I know why you get called that

[Herbert Augustus Chapman]

Well I heard you were a big cock so now I know why you get called that

:sigh: we're on mum jokes you feather-wit!

[Pokster]

:sigh: we're on mum jokes you feather-wit!

Well we've all been on your mum

is that better

[Viva Prat Vegas]

To be honest, given that you've spent a lifetime up to your neck in human excrement, it's a miracle you've lived this long.

I suspect you'll have a good score, h. A good, ordinary person's score, of 5 or 6%.

I think Herbert dreams about you

[Herbert Augustus Chapman]

I have to have ECGs every 6 months for my aviation medical, h. They always show this strange anomaly, where occasionally a blip which should go up actually goes down. They always frown and shake their heads and then mutter about it probably not mattering.

Oh the occupational ECG's well yes, of course, I have one every two months for my work as a high speed motorcycle stunt man - can't have us popping a biggy and ploughing into the heaving crowd now can we!