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[Herbert Augustus Chapman]

Eternity stopped scaring me the minute I realised I wouldn't be around to experience it, tbh.

These days, the idea of everlasting life is much more scary than the idea of the lights going out and that's yer lot.

I would be very, very pïssed off if it turns out there's a hell. That would be very boring indeed.

to leave you here in exchange for one of your plums (did she take the thunderously large one?)


Like you, the comfort I can take from the ghastliness of it all is that the only alternative is life eternal which would, of course, be hell.