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Thread: So, I've had my cardiovascular risk assessment.

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    So, I've had my cardiovascular risk assessment.

    My chances of having a heart attack or stroke in the next 10 years are a whopping... 4.1%!

    Have that, suckers. My new regime has given me a life expectancy of forever.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sir C View Post
    My chances of having a heart attack or stroke in the next 10 years are a whopping... 4.1%!

    Have that, suckers. My new regime has given me a life expectancy of forever.
    What about cancer?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Burney View Post
    What about cancer?
    That's not included in the cardiovascular risk assessment. However, since I no longer smoke, I believe my chances of catching the cancer are one in a million.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sir C View Post
    That's not included in the cardiovascular risk assessment. However, since I no longer smoke, I believe my chances of catching the cancer are one in a million.
    It's true. The cankers run away in terror the minute one stops smoking. The previous 40-odd years of self abuse are simply e
    wiped clean the minute one stops.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Burney View Post
    It's true. The cankers run away in terror the minute one stops smoking. The previous 40-odd years of self abuse are simply e
    wiped clean the minute one stops.
    Yes, that's what I thought. I'm also pretty certain that my heart remains unaffected by 30 years of cocaine abuse.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sir C View Post
    Yes, that's what I thought. I'm also pretty certain that my heart remains unaffected by 30 years of cocaine abuse.
    I don't think you ever 'abused' it, did you? You always seemed to treat it rather well.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sir C View Post
    My chances of having a heart attack or stroke in the next 10 years are a whopping... 4.1%!

    Have that, suckers. My new regime has given me a life expectancy of forever.
    I would say that result is wrong.

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    Oh God almighty, I have one soon and I know they are going to just

    Quote Originally Posted by Sir C View Post
    My chances of having a heart attack or stroke in the next 10 years are a whopping... 4.1%!

    Have that, suckers. My new regime has given me a life expectancy of forever.
    throw me in the skip

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    Quote Originally Posted by SWv2 View Post
    I would say that result is wrong.
    Who was that chap on here who rather brought the mood down by telling us he was going to have a fatal clutcher at any minute?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Herbert Augustus Chapman View Post
    throw me in the skip
    The answer lies within you, h. You can choose to live clean.

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