Talking of pubs, I just discovered that the King's Head on Enfield High St -

[Luis Anaconda]

I imagine it's OK. But it's a pub, see? Pubs aren't for wine.

What are women supposed to drink b? They get too drunk on spirits

[Burney]

What are women supposed to drink b? They get too drunk on spirits

I assume this is a trick question, la? In an ideal world, women wouldn’t be there at all.

[Burney]

Tepid dishwater, is it?

Ale, sir! Nut brown English ale.

[Luis Anaconda]

I assume this is a trick question, la? In an ideal world, women wouldn’t be there at all.

What was I thinking

[Peter]

Everywhere's a shíthole or full of cùnts according to you, though, tbf.

It's almost as if you were a little bit of a curmudgeon.

Not at all. I have nothing but good things to say about the parts of Enfield that I like. Enfield Town is never going to be one of them.

I used to live in a flat on Chase Side near the Wetherspoons. One evening I was walking home around closing time. There were four drunken chaps brandishing metal poles threatening a Vietnamese family who were hiding in their restaurant, a chap pissing on a Mercedes and as I walked to my front door there was a bloke throwing up there, still holding a kebab.

Enfield on a Saturday for you.....I sidestepped the vomiting individual, went inside and called the police.

A month later I moved back to Palmers Green.

[HoddGooner]

Try it on a Saturday night, b. You'll want to stab yourself in the face.

Bob Dylan's Oxford Town could have been written about Enfield Town....proper, old school **** hole.

It's full of the unwashed brain-dead when the scum are on the tv.

[Herbert Augustus Chapman]

I like London Glory. Pic of the art deco room?

I 'spect you rather like London Glory Holes Ash eh....EH!