So, as it's Friday, I may drink tonight.

[Sir C]

The thing is that I'm not particularly fussed. After two weeks of dry midweeks, I seem to have broken the drinking habit and I'm wondering, just wondering... if I didn't drink at all for a week, would I ever drink again?

[Viva Prat Vegas]

I only drink when it gets dark
I cannot wait for the clocks to go back

[Sir C]

I only drink when it gets dark
I cannot wait for the clocks to go back

What the fúck do you do in June, dude?

[Burney]

The thing is that I'm not particularly fussed. After two weeks of dry midweeks, I seem to have broken the drinking habit and I'm wondering, just wondering... if I didn't drink at all for a week, would I ever drink again?

Jesus fvcking wept. Take a long, hard look at yourself, man!

[Sir C]

Jesus fvcking wept. Take a long, hard look at yourself, man!

I'm really starting to wonder where all this is going to end. A bloke in a meeting the other day was talking about someone smoking and he said, 'I mean it's not 1996 is it? Who even smokes any more?' and I found myself nodding in agreement.

[Pat Vegas]

I'm really starting to wonder where all this is going to end. A bloke in a meeting the other day was talking about someone smoking and he said, 'I mean it's not 1996 is it? Who even smokes any more?' and I found myself nodding in agreement.

I felt like a criminal smoking in San Francisco.
you 'have' to stand at the curb.

[Burney]

I'm really starting to wonder where all this is going to end. A bloke in a meeting the other day was talking about someone smoking and he said, 'I mean it's not 1996 is it? Who even smokes any more?' and I found myself nodding in agreement.

Hmmm. That bloke sounds like a bit of a cvnt, to be honest.

[Burney]

I'm really starting to wonder where all this is going to end. A bloke in a meeting the other day was talking about someone smoking and he said, 'I mean it's not 1996 is it? Who even smokes any more?' and I found myself nodding in agreement.

Oh, and it will end in death. Everything does. The reaper doesn't care how many miles you can run, how long it is since you've smoked, how you no longer consume salt, or how few alcoholic units you have consumed. He will take you all the same.

[Herbert Augustus Chapman]

Oh, and it will end in death. Everything does. The reaper doesn't care how many miles you can run, how long it is since you've smoked, how you no longer consume salt, or how few alcoholic units you have consumed. He will take you all the same.

Oh, and it will end in death. Everything does. The reaper doesn't care how many miles you can run, how long it is since you've smoked, how you no longer consume salt, or how few alcoholic units you have consumed. He will take you all the same.

Salt! What do fúcking mean salt! Am I supposed to stop with the salt now? Nothing will taste of anything anymore Fúck off world! Fúck off and leave me alone.

[Burney]

Salt! What do fúcking mean salt! Am I supposed to stop with the salt now? Nothing will taste of anything anymore Fúck off world! Fúck off and leave me alone.

There's nowt wrong with salt if you have functioning kidneys and no underlying blood pressure problems. It can exacerbate high blood pressure, but it doesn't cause it.