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Thread: Old school poll, Awimb: I’m In the pub. Going up for a pint now (Aspall’s cider,

  1. #11
    Prawn Cocktail or Scampi for a womanly scent
    10 characters? Pile of cund.

  2. #12
    Quote Originally Posted by Ash View Post
    Or them.

    Can one really tell the difference though between Devon and non-Devon beef on a bit of chemically synthesised flavour powder on a crisp?
    They contain ‘Devon Fore rib extract, apparently. Quite nice.

  3. #13
    Quote Originally Posted by Ash View Post
    Blimey, that's taken mummage japery to a new level.
    ty,a. You're kind.

  4. #14
    Quote Originally Posted by Viva Prat Vegas View Post
    Prawn Cocktail or Scampi for a womanly scent
    Scamp and lemon Nik-Naks were what we all used to joke smelled like fanny before any of us had actually smelt fanny.

  5. #15
    I always eat a peppermint and hold my breath
    10 characters? Pile of cund.

  6. #16
    Quote Originally Posted by Sir C View Post
    You're thinking of prawn cocktail, h. In general fanny terms, anyway. I never smelt your mum's because I couldn't get the dog off it.
    Did you ever in your life c, apart from my mother of course, go into dive mode to enjoy a little feasting and have to retreat because of the pungency of the affair? I did once - french bird - God the stench!

  7. #17
    Quote Originally Posted by Herbert Augustus Chapman View Post
    Did you ever in your life c, apart from my mother of course, go into dive mode to enjoy a little feasting and have to retreat because of the pungency of the affair? I did once - french bird - God the stench!
    I'd imagine that every chap has faced this situation h. The mark of a true gentleman is to grit the teeth and complete the task.

  8. #18
    Cider vinegar and sea salt

    There is no other option that one could defend imo

  9. #19
    Quote Originally Posted by Herbert Augustus Chapman View Post
    Did you ever in your life c, apart from my mother of course, go into dive mode to enjoy a little feasting and have to retreat because of the pungency of the affair? I did once - french bird - God the stench!
    I did that once with a girl from Wigan. A rich and meaty odour engulfed me and I decided discretion was the better part of valour.

    She lectures on physiology in New Zealand now, it seems.

  10. #20
    I simply pretended to have been overcome with a desire to kiss her navel a couple of times before retreating.

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