I note that Sir Ken has chosen to do a comedy French accent for Hercule :-(

[Burney]

Well of course I'm not actually black in that the colour of my skin isn't exactly black but I refuse to be classified, categorized or bullied into being any other colour than the one I feel I am.

I may be a chinaman tomorrow b as is my inalienable right.

So you’re a Black, but not actually black?

The modern world is too confusing for me, tbh.

[Burney]

I think Herbert is black with that white blotches skin complaint thing
The one nobody notices

Impetigo, isn’t it?

No, that can’t be right.

[Viva Prat Vegas]

Impetigo or melted Thorntons Continental Chocolate Box condition I think