Thon repugnant Guardian bird's list of celeb men who have committed sex

[Monty92]

Still, not as bad as Hitchcock unleashing the birds on Tippi Hedren after telling her they'd be fake crows.

Justified in the name of art, shirley? Not to mention the fact that both scenes helped propel the respective women to stardom.

Was there not some suggestion that Brando and Bertolucci connived in not telling the actress that he was going to simulate anal sex before filming the scene and that her distress in that scene is at least in part real?

Not rape, of course, but not very nice behaviour.

[Herbert Augustus Chapman]

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[Burney]

Do we know the brand of butter used ?
I will boycott it forthwith

I believe it was Le President. A splendid butter imo, although I can't attest to its properties as a sexual lubricant.

[redgunamo]

You said that in an extremely posh accent Red

I'm from Henley-on-Thames, V.

[redgunamo]

I believe it was Le President. A splendid butter imo, although I can't attest to its properties as a sexual lubricant.

Oh? Why not?

[Viva Prat Vegas]

I prefer the unsalted version
The salted one irritates the partner

[Herbert Augustus Chapman]

It depends who one is having sex with c. If some poor young chit like Susan George was required to couple with a clumsy great brute like you then endurance would indeed be required.

He touched my winky c - and told me his winky was a 'magic lolly'

[Burney]

Still, not as bad as Hitchcock unleashing the birds on Tippi Hedren after telling her they'd be fake crows.

Justified in the name of art, shirley? Not to mention the fact that both scenes helped propel the respective women to stardom.

Erm, it pretty much ended Maria Schneider's career and she descended into depression, drink and drug abuse.

[Viva Prat Vegas]

I Can't Believe It's Not Bugger

[Burney]

Oh? Why not?

Who can be bothered going downstairs to the fridge?