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    Thon repugnant Guardian bird's list of celeb men who have committed sex

    offences includes Marlon Brando for rape. Scrutiny reveals that he made her list because he enacted rape in Last Tango In Paris.

    I very nearly did something I have never done and signed up to her ridiculous blog just so I could tell her what a pustule she is. Then I bottled it as I didn't want a platoon of rabid moustacheo'd lesbians pursuing me to eviscerate me and separate me from my inordinately fulsome testicles.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Herbert Augustus Chapman View Post
    offences includes Marlon Brando for rape. Scrutiny reveals that he made her list because he enacted rape in Last Tango In Paris.

    I very nearly did something I have never done and signed up to her ridiculous blog just so I could tell her what a pustule she is. Then I bottled it as I didn't want a platoon of rabid moustacheo'd lesbians pursuing me to eviscerate me and separate me from my inordinately fulsome testicles.
    Was there not some suggestion that Brando and Bertolucci connived in not telling the actress that he was going to simulate anal sex before filming the scene and that her distress in that scene is at least in part real?

    Not rape, of course, but not very nice behaviour.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Burney View Post
    Was there not some suggestion that Brando and Bertolucci connived in not telling the actress that he was going to simulate anal sex before filming the scene and that her distress in that scene is at least in part real?

    Not rape, of course, but not very nice behaviour.
    Yes, he said, I think, he wanted her to react as a girl, rather than as an actress. At the time, she was fuming, she said. Not cricket.
    "Plenty of strikers can score goals," he said, gesturing to the famous old stands casting shadows around us.

    "But a lot have found it difficult wearing the number 9 shirt for The Arsenal."

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    Quote Originally Posted by Burney View Post
    Was there not some suggestion that Brando and Bertolucci connived in not telling the actress that he was going to simulate anal sex before filming the scene and that her distress in that scene is at least in part real?

    Not rape, of course, but not very nice behaviour.
    When you say 'simulate', are you telling us that he didn't, in fact, pop his weeny in her botty? No harm done, surely?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sir C View Post
    When you say 'simulate', are you telling us that he didn't, in fact, pop his weeny in her botty? No harm done, surely?
    Well I'm not quite sure what happened to the butter, tbh.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Burney View Post
    Well I'm not quite sure what happened to the butter, tbh.
    I just hope it was fresh from the fridge

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sir C View Post
    I just hope it was fresh from the fridge
    I don't think it was. As I recall, it was on the floor with him when he was having a bit of a pre-buggery snack.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Burney View Post
    Was there not some suggestion that Brando and Bertolucci connived in not telling the actress that he was going to simulate anal sex before filming the scene and that her distress in that scene is at least in part real?

    Not rape, of course, but not very nice behaviour.
    Rape is rape. Even when it isn't.

    I actually listened to a serious conversation about this last week. Apparently it is essential that false rape accusations are given a proper hearing so that the man who didnt rape anyone can learn from his mistakes. THey went on to explain that, if anything, these cases were more important than cases of actual rape.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Peter View Post
    Rape is rape. Even when it isn't.

    I actually listened to a serious conversation about this last week. Apparently it is essential that false rape accusations are given a proper hearing so that the man who didnt rape anyone can learn from his mistakes. THey went on to explain that, if anything, these cases were more important than cases of actual rape.
    Yes, that's essentially the line the CPS took over the Ched Evans case, isn't it. Had he not been a "celebrity", they almost certainly wouldn't have touched it with yours. So to speak.
    "Plenty of strikers can score goals," he said, gesturing to the famous old stands casting shadows around us.

    "But a lot have found it difficult wearing the number 9 shirt for The Arsenal."

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    Quote Originally Posted by Peter View Post
    Rape is rape. Even when it isn't.

    I actually listened to a serious conversation about this last week. Apparently it is essential that false rape accusations are given a proper hearing so that the man who didnt rape anyone can learn from his mistakes. THey went on to explain that, if anything, these cases were more important than cases of actual rape.
    The world is a scary place at the moment, p. Hold me.

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