"Great result for West Ham etc etc. But Spurs probably pretty chuffed to be out of Carabao Cup. Can get on with trying to win big stuff now."
What an absolute dickhead.
'Seems that I was busy doing something close to nothing
But different than the day before'
'Met a dwarf that was no good, dressed like Little Red Riding Hood'
'Now you're unemployed, all non-void
Walkin' round like you're Pretty Boy Floyd'